My girlfriend invited me to her house. I found her sister alone in the house, she was unbelievably sexy and whispered in my ear, “I have feelings for you, shall we have sex?”, I immediately turned around and walked to the front door to go to my car. I found my girlfriend standing there, she hugged me and said: “You’ve won my trust”……. Moral of the story: always keep your condoms in the car.
LMAO
(via liahope)
Interviewer: What do you think about girls wearing too much makeup?
The obvious answers:
Liam: "I don't like it, natural beauty is sexy."
Of course, Liam.
Louis: "Yea, Natural beauty is a major turn on."
Yup.
Niall: "I don't like girls at all when they wear makeup.."
Okay then..
Zayn: "I don't care.."
Then we get to Harry.
Harry: "Go natural, babe. Don't look like a crayon raped your face."
Words of wisdom, from Harry Styles.
